Teletubby script, also and old script

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Teletubby script, also and old script

Post by Guest on 2011-02-24, 4:44 am

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Naruto- BELIVE IT SAKURA!..... huh where the hell? where am I??
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Masterchief blue- HAH! NOW IVE GOT YOUR FLAG REDDDD...............WTF?
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batman-...[/COLOR]
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Masterchief blue- who the hell are you two?
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batman-what?[/COLOR]
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naruto- what the? who are you and what you done to sakura!
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batman- wheres my batknife?[/COLOR]
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naruto- HOLY SHIT MINICAPE!
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batman- dont make fun oof the cape[/COLOR]
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naruto- at least its better than what sasuke, uh, sakura was wearing!
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batman- whos sasuke?[/COLOR]
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masterchief blue- cut with the porn, i think i know whats going on here..

batman- hey big boy want to play joker with me?[/COLOR]
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naruto- i dont think he wants to be joker..
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batman- STFU I DUN RUIN MY CRIME FIGHTING[/COLOR]
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naruto-!

Masterchief blue- !
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batman-so whats you name? ill i know of this runt is a small bottle of rat piss[/COLOR]
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naruto- HEY I AINT .......GRRRR
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masterchief blue- just call me Blue Chief
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naruto- more like Blue Cheese! haha, and how do you even "go" in that thing
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masterchief blue- none of your business kid, but anyways. i believe we have been teleported. you seen the blue sparks before you got teleported. haven't you?
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batman- saw what?[/COLOR]
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naruto- i saw Ramen and naked girls with clouds used as censorship

Mysterious voice- "you have all been transported here because you have the traits of a hero to destroy these roaches that swarm my house. you will be given guns of your choice. you will be able to go back home until after they have been.. destroyed. that is all."

naruto- dont know what guns are but i have chakra to multiply myself a dozen times!
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masterchief blue- you dont know what a gun even is? here let me... AHHH, YOU FUCKERS TOOK MY MAGNUM! DAMMIT!
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batman- who needs guns when i can hit em with my batknife... ohhhh [/COLOR]
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masterchief blue- does it have to do with the fact that when you batknife people you become complete
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: ly unaware that you become very vunerable to guns and from which you stun em with your growling face of anger of hate because you lost your parents from long ago and wanted to take revenge on the world of crime but wasnt able to fully master the technique of killing people because you are an emo but people dont see you as it is but then you realize if they dont know then its not kryptonite to them and so you use bats as haxs fuel.
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batman- what?[/COLOR]
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masterchief blue- nothing
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naruto- can you repeat that one?

masterchief blue- megalore tastic, this is MC blue
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batman- HOLY BATNIPPLES[/COLOR]
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MC blue- what?

batman- I JUST SAW SOMETHING THAT LOOKED AS IF IT WERE A CHILDRENS TV SHOW[/COLOR]
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naruto- im guessing it could be one of those things could it?

MC blue- well we dont know for sure, but... OMFG EEEEEEEKKKK!
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batman- see i told you there it was again.[/COLOR]
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MC blue- well the guy did say we had to destroy something, im thinking of doing that to whatever that was.
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Naruto- i would like to use those gun things the guy talked about
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MC blue- yeah,.. lets keep on walking

**guns are given randomly MC is given a M4, sailor moon a glock, naruto an m249, they head towards what seems like a bridge**

naruto- OMG THIS THING IS HEAVY, HOW DO I USE GUN?
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MCblue- here you press here..
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naruto- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SO MUCH POWER OMG THIS SOO FUN!
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**he shoots and shoots towards the end of the bridge. and the group of teletubbies shows up**
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batman- look[/COLOR]
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naruto- aww i ran out of these things

MC blue- you have to reload, this is what you have to do.
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naruto- oh hey, i never knew i could do that outa thin air

MC blue- trust me i lost my knife once on reach and somehow reloaded it.
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batman- those creepy things are staring at us[/COLOR]
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teletubby yellow- welcome guests to the wonderful land of LA-La-Land, love and peace and joy and sun, and double rainbows..[/C
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: OLOR]
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MC blue- QUICK SHOOT IT BEFORE IT SAYS ANYTHING MORE!
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naruto- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNN NNNNN!
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teletubby yellow-OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING! AHHHH...bleh(dead)[/COLOR]
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**rest of teletubbies panic and scream and end up dispersing!**
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naruto- yeah!, yeah!, yeah! eat that you little furry freak
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MC blue- whoa whoa, calm down little boy, you're like a fresh recruit with a chain-machine gun.
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batman- reminds me of my sidekick Robin[/COLOR]

MC blue- youre girlfriend?
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batman- how would feel if i shoved a batnade up your ass?[/COLOR]
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naruto-umm, they all ran away, does this mean no RAMEN?
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batman- what? that has nothing to do with.. nevermind.[/COLOR]
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MC blue- lets just go and hunt the rest of these things down
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**they walk on for a bit until they reach the house**
MCblue- lets check inside the house.
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**they look around the house and then end up hearing noises in the kitchen after a short time in the house, they go check it out and see another one.**
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Teletubby purple- welcome to la la land, will you want to join these two? and why were you so mean to our brother, all he ever did was eat ramen and..
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batman- i need my bat gun (flips out gun)[/COLOR]
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naruto- hey you guys are free now!
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hostage- ..............
MCblue- im guessing shock?
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naruto- THEY'RE CHANGING! (BAM BAM BAM BAM!)
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batman- you didnt have to kill them, you douche, and they werent changing. just in shock.[/COLOR]

naruto- i just needed an excuse to shoot something he he
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MC blue-well lets just go out this door here and finish this, i got a CTF game to get back to.
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**they leave the house through the door and end up being in a town in what looks like the middle east.(map change) and start to look around**
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naruto- i always hated sand. why did we come here
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MC blue- well they seem to be easy prey for hunting
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batman-back in my day we didnt hunt, we huntered'ed[/COLOR]

naruto- ill let you guys get this one.
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batman- mine[/COLOR]
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MC blue- WHAt? HEY? fine, go offf and have bat sex with that guy

naruto-yeah, believe it!
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batman-batman away....[/COLOR]
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**he runs off to hunt this thing, he meets the red one and battles and chases it to B site where it is cornered**
teletubby red- why do you do this to us! all we ever do is spread love and peace and..
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batman- ill double rainbow you. (BANG HEADSHOT, its dead)[/COLOR]
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**he runs off to the guys, the guys are just sleeping around and wake up at his sight(how we do this scene is that the two bodies are dead laying in front of the door and when we'll respaewn them when they need to be)
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MC blue- well, where have you been all day?
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batman- out bat catching[/COLOR]
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naruto- you get touched anywhere?
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batman- WE ARE GOING BACK![/COLOR]
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**they head back and find themselves back at the kitchen. there they see the green one**
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teletubby green- ill be seeing you at the bridge[/COLOR]
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**they chase him, but he was too fast, so they end up walking back to where the first one died**
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teletubby green- you have killed my bretheren and now i shall end you as well, here right now lets do this.
wait, wheres the one with the blue?[/COLOR]
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mc blue- right here and oh, heres something to remember me buy (knifes him in the ass kills him)
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batman- wheres my batmobile[/COLOR]
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naruto- well im going guys, been fun, but not as fun im going to have with sasuke, uh sakura!(noclip up towards the sky)
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batman- you, me, party, here, now, heth ledger, what are you doing?[/COLOR]
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MC blue- my goodbye present for him hehe
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batman- out...(leaves in the same way)[/COLOR]
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MC blue- well i guuess i got to teabag other noobs now(leaves)
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mysterious voice " ok im back.. WTF HAPPEN WHAT HAPPEN TO MY CATS!! OH NOES MR GREEN GRAPE ! OH NOES! i think i did tell them the problem was an act
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: ual roach infestation in the bathroom? did I?
OH GOD NOT MR.TOMATO!. DOUBLE RAINBOW IS CRYING NOW!
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Re: Teletubby script, also and old script

Post by Potvimig on 2011-02-24, 4:49 am

thats disturbing..... and i like it !
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Re: Teletubby script, also and old script

Post by FirstAdam on 2011-03-02, 7:02 pm

ahh this is an old one, but i liked it.
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Post by polarbear on 2011-03-02, 9:15 pm

rofl im in it?
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