An old script....
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An old script....
by Guest 2011-02-24, 4:33 am
SCRIPT:
SCENE 1-
THE CAPTAIN ON THE SPEAKERS-“ATTENTION SPARTANS 69, 101, AND 123, PLEASE REPORT TO GARAGE 2 FOR DEBRIEFING ON YOUR NEXT MISSION”
CAM
SP101- LOL do we have to go, master chief always gets the missions or Blue Squad. I’m really starting to think that master chief is an attention whore
CAM
SP123-look who’s talking sir laugh a lot
CAM
SP101- yeah, so, what if I like laughing a lot at others discomfort and stupidity
CAM
SP123- I’ll give you some discomfort to laugh at
CAM
SP101- why you lil poptart….
CAM
SP123- WHY THE FUCK YOU CALL ME POPTART YOU FURRY
CAM
SP69- hey cut it guys, lets go see what the captain has to say
CAM
BGP1- I’ll see you later sexy! (who just came from the washroom)
CAM
SP69- ………..
SCENE 2:
CAM
Cpt- alright men we have an important mission for you soldiers. You will have to..
CAM
SP101- do we get cookies?
CAM
Cpt- who said we gave cookies during debriefing?
CAM
MC- Who said something about cookies?
CAM
SP101- WHY YOU LIE, U NO LIFE 123!
SP123- BE A MAN DO THE RIGHT THING (ACCENT)
Cpt- SHUT IT, ALRIGHT, back to business, this mission is so important that MC will not be able to do because he likes to work by himself. For this mission you will have to work with Squad A- a marine unit that is here to help in this operation.
CAM
MC-Yeah, and good luck eh?
CAM
SP69- so do we get to see them?
CAM
Cpt-wait….. ok, command tells us that there is a facility somewhere to the north that is supposedly holding a type of treasure..
CAM
SP123- what kind of treasure?
CAM
Cpt- we don’t know, they haven’t told us much, but I do know that this hasn’t been found out by the enemy. Now I want you men to go fourth and find and secure this “treasure” before the enemy does? Understand?
SP123- yessir
SP69-yessir
SP101-BLARG?
CAM
Cpt- JUST GET TO THE LOCKER ROOM TO MEET THE MARINES, YOU LEAVE ON FOOT IN 1200.
CAM
SCENE 3:
AM
SP69- I wonder what thes
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: hold on let me get the other part
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: se guys are like?
CAM
SP101- you’ll personally know, I have a feeling..
CAM
SP123- hahahahaha!
SP69- just shut your unintelligent mouth
SP101- meany
CAM
M1- HEY LOOK ITS SPARTANS!
CAM
M2-OMG WHERE ARE THEY WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKKE!?
CAM
M3- HOW DOES MY GUN LOOK ONE ME? DO I LOOK PROFFESSIONAL?
CAM
M4- UGWFHAFKAWFHAKFBU (hes screaming in a funny way)
CAM
SP101- Hey boys, hows it going LOL
CAM
M1- OH HAWT DAM!
CAM
M4- SDBJFJSHBFJBJSBBFSJHSB (screaming again)
CAM
SP69- well men you are under our command , you do what we say on this mission, and you’ll return home safe.
SP123- they are “under” your “command”
SP101- I feel the love through this mechanical suit!
CAM
SP69- GODDAMIT WITH THE GAY JOKES!
AM
M3- so there is such thing as a gay Spartan
M4- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
M1- I never thought I live to see the day…
CAM
SP69- I AINT GAY, ITS JUST THESE FAGS HERE THAT ARE IN MY UNIT!
CAM
SP123- hey who you calling fags, you faggot.
CAM
SP101- BLARG?
CAM
SP69- godammit, lets just go now and get this mission over with..
CAM
M1,2,3,4- YES BOSS
CAM
MC- GOODLUCK, and there was cookies after the debrief!
SCENE 4:
CAM
M1- im hungry, we’ve been walking for 3 straight hours
CAM
M2- where the washroom?
M4- snmbfjkabfkjdhsdkfsfnb (scream funny)
CAM
SP69- FAGGOTS SHUT THE HELL UP OR ILL GET THE BAN HAMMER OUT
AM
SP101- SHIT DICKS!
CAM
SP123- were near the end of the road. Theres a house just around the corner
CAM
SP69- Marines spread out
M1,2,3,4- gotcha boss
CAM
SP101- yea boss
CAM
SP69- SP123, stay here with the marines and keep an eye out, me and SP 101 willl go in and take a look…… SP101, wher’ed he go?
CAM
SP123- he left 2 minutes ago to go inside the house…
CAM
MEANWHILE IN THE HOUSE:
SP101- WHERES MY MONEY BITCH!
CAM
Hostage-…………….
CAM
SP101- OH YEAH, THAT’S HOW IT IS LOL, ILL BALST UR HEA
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: D!(kills hostage)
CAM
Hostage-…………………
CAM
SP101- YEAH CALL ME NAMES YOU DOUCHEFAG(kills hostage)
SP69- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, I HEARD GUNSHOTS………..
WHAT DID YOU DO?
CAM
SP101- THEY DIDN’T GIVE ME MONEY!
CAM
SP69- DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL THE POOR GUYS!
SP101- THEY WERE POOOR?
SP69- UHHHHH YEAH SURE.. poor.
SP101- oops, ok, im sorry poor people
CAM
SP69- too late they already dead, but ok, nvm I managed to find an underground tunnel that is a short cut.
CAM
SP69- SP123, bring the marines to the back I thin I found a short cut
CAM
SP123- good thing, ive been baby sitting these guys the whole time, they really wanted to touch my visor
CAM
SP69-………..er, just get over here
SCENE 5:
SP69- ok guys this is the shortcut were going through, so get your legs ready to be wet, it’s a sewer down there any ways.
CAM
M1-WET, AS IN MUDKIPS
CAM
M4- kjsnfjskjjfsdjhajcnaiciajcnnikjniksd KIPS!
CAM
SP123- lets just go
M3- where does this lead to, ive never been in a cramped space like this before
SP101- SP69 has, many times
SP123- hahahahaha
CAM
SP69-……………………., well the opening is here, lets go.
CAM
M1- I FORGOT TO BRING MY WALLET!
CAM
SP123- why would you bring a wallet on a mission?
M3- it’s his good luck charm
CAM
M4-skjdnfksjfdsfsbksdjfbkdfasdfjda- I thnk we are in a trainyard?
CAM
SP69-……..yeah we are, lets jus………..whos that guy?
CAM
SP101- METALGEAR!
CAM
SNAKE- METALGEAR!
CAM
SP101- that mans scary
CAM
SP69- you’re a Spartan, were ultimate super soldiers remember, nothing scares us!
SP123- except him
CAM
SNAKE- my name is snake, Jake Snake, what are you guys doing here, this a warzone, you know.
CAM
SP69- yes , we know.. and btw you know of a facility that’s somewhere up north of here?
CAM
SNAKE- yes, but only if you help me kill this guys who hax
CAM
M1- FUCKING HAX!
CAM
M3- IM SITTING OUT OF THIS ONE
CAM
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: M2- jessus. If hes using hax, then im Screwing Pidgeons…
CAM
SP123- we should be able to kill him, with team work
CAM
M4- akjfnakjhfdkbasfbkabdb, asfbajkajfhajfa,am fkjaaakjda OMFG ROFLMAO!
CAM
SP101- I agree with M4
SP69- ok w’ell help, but you’ll keep your promise right?
CAM
SNAKE- promises I never break, I can keep this till the end
SP69-k…
SCENE 6:
CAM
M1- THERES THAT GUY YOU KNOW SNAKE!
CAM
SNAKE- !
CAM
SP123- I got a shot at him
SNAKE- wait-
CAM
(BOOM)
CAM
SP69- you missed!
CAM
SP123- my aim went off by a lot, why?how!
CAM
SNAKE- he using hax remember, you cant kill him, even point blank.
CAM
M4- then all we need to do is trap him and see if one of us gets a shot at him
CAM
ALL-………………………………………..
CAM
SP69- wow that’s the smartest thing u said all day
CAM
M4- BLARG?
CAM
SP101- THERE HE IS GET HIM!
(after a short chase, the guy trips and falls over a barrel, ultimately killing him instantly)
CAM
SNAKE- I’ve SPENT ALL THESE YEARS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND ALL IT TOOK WAS A BARREL ROLL!
CAM
SP69- he dead now, now show us the way.
SNAKE- WHY\11111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!
CAM
SP123- snake?
CAM
SP101- METALGEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAM
Snake- ITS DOWN THERE!, FOOW THE PATH AND YOULL BE WHERE YOU WANT TO BE!
SP101- SNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
CAM
M1- lets get outa here
SP69- smart choice.
FINAL SCENE:
CAM
SP123- my map tells me that we are at the place where the facility is located at.
CAM
SP101- you using dora the explorer? I heard that Familiar voice somewhere
SP123- I am not!
CAM
M1- I like that show!
CAM
M3- eeww, you watch that, Beyblade the way to go!
CAM
M2- fags watch cartoons, I watch real shows like real housewives!
CAM
SP69- shut it men, we are here, stay calm, ill see if the front door is open
CAM
M4- seems empty,
SP69- anything else you might wan to add M4?
CAM
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: SP69-goddammit.
SP123- wait the doors opening….
CAM
M1,2,3,4- WOMEN!
CAM
SP101- OMG SHES SO PRETTY!
CAM
SP123- hey guys dora the map is telling me that’s the treasure we're here to find..
CAM
SP69- that’s the treasure? THAT’S THE GENERALS DAUGHTER!
CAM
SP123- nonono, dora is telling me its in front,! WTF DORA IS IT THERE OR ARE YOU TRYNG
TO MAKE ME MAD!!??
CAM
SP69- She comes….
SP101-lol…….
CAM
M4-my gawd. If god had a daughter, I’d totally do her…
CAM
SP69-????
CAM
Generals Daughter- Well, Hello boys…
End
SCENE 1-
THE CAPTAIN ON THE SPEAKERS-“ATTENTION SPARTANS 69, 101, AND 123, PLEASE REPORT TO GARAGE 2 FOR DEBRIEFING ON YOUR NEXT MISSION”
CAM
SP101- LOL do we have to go, master chief always gets the missions or Blue Squad. I’m really starting to think that master chief is an attention whore
CAM
SP123-look who’s talking sir laugh a lot
CAM
SP101- yeah, so, what if I like laughing a lot at others discomfort and stupidity
CAM
SP123- I’ll give you some discomfort to laugh at
CAM
SP101- why you lil poptart….
CAM
SP123- WHY THE FUCK YOU CALL ME POPTART YOU FURRY
CAM
SP69- hey cut it guys, lets go see what the captain has to say
CAM
BGP1- I’ll see you later sexy! (who just came from the washroom)
CAM
SP69- ………..
SCENE 2:
CAM
Cpt- alright men we have an important mission for you soldiers. You will have to..
CAM
SP101- do we get cookies?
CAM
Cpt- who said we gave cookies during debriefing?
CAM
MC- Who said something about cookies?
CAM
SP101- WHY YOU LIE, U NO LIFE 123!
SP123- BE A MAN DO THE RIGHT THING (ACCENT)
Cpt- SHUT IT, ALRIGHT, back to business, this mission is so important that MC will not be able to do because he likes to work by himself. For this mission you will have to work with Squad A- a marine unit that is here to help in this operation.
CAM
MC-Yeah, and good luck eh?
CAM
SP69- so do we get to see them?
CAM
Cpt-wait….. ok, command tells us that there is a facility somewhere to the north that is supposedly holding a type of treasure..
CAM
SP123- what kind of treasure?
CAM
Cpt- we don’t know, they haven’t told us much, but I do know that this hasn’t been found out by the enemy. Now I want you men to go fourth and find and secure this “treasure” before the enemy does? Understand?
SP123- yessir
SP69-yessir
SP101-BLARG?
CAM
Cpt- JUST GET TO THE LOCKER ROOM TO MEET THE MARINES, YOU LEAVE ON FOOT IN 1200.
CAM
SCENE 3:
AM
SP69- I wonder what thes
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: hold on let me get the other part
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: se guys are like?
CAM
SP101- you’ll personally know, I have a feeling..
CAM
SP123- hahahahaha!
SP69- just shut your unintelligent mouth
SP101- meany
CAM
M1- HEY LOOK ITS SPARTANS!
CAM
M2-OMG WHERE ARE THEY WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKKE!?
CAM
M3- HOW DOES MY GUN LOOK ONE ME? DO I LOOK PROFFESSIONAL?
CAM
M4- UGWFHAFKAWFHAKFBU (hes screaming in a funny way)
CAM
SP101- Hey boys, hows it going LOL
CAM
M1- OH HAWT DAM!
CAM
M4- SDBJFJSHBFJBJSBBFSJHSB (screaming again)
CAM
SP69- well men you are under our command , you do what we say on this mission, and you’ll return home safe.
SP123- they are “under” your “command”
SP101- I feel the love through this mechanical suit!
CAM
SP69- GODDAMIT WITH THE GAY JOKES!
AM
M3- so there is such thing as a gay Spartan
M4- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
M1- I never thought I live to see the day…
CAM
SP69- I AINT GAY, ITS JUST THESE FAGS HERE THAT ARE IN MY UNIT!
CAM
SP123- hey who you calling fags, you faggot.
CAM
SP101- BLARG?
CAM
SP69- godammit, lets just go now and get this mission over with..
CAM
M1,2,3,4- YES BOSS
CAM
MC- GOODLUCK, and there was cookies after the debrief!
SCENE 4:
CAM
M1- im hungry, we’ve been walking for 3 straight hours
CAM
M2- where the washroom?
M4- snmbfjkabfkjdhsdkfsfnb (scream funny)
CAM
SP69- FAGGOTS SHUT THE HELL UP OR ILL GET THE BAN HAMMER OUT
AM
SP101- SHIT DICKS!
CAM
SP123- were near the end of the road. Theres a house just around the corner
CAM
SP69- Marines spread out
M1,2,3,4- gotcha boss
CAM
SP101- yea boss
CAM
SP69- SP123, stay here with the marines and keep an eye out, me and SP 101 willl go in and take a look…… SP101, wher’ed he go?
CAM
SP123- he left 2 minutes ago to go inside the house…
CAM
MEANWHILE IN THE HOUSE:
SP101- WHERES MY MONEY BITCH!
CAM
Hostage-…………….
CAM
SP101- OH YEAH, THAT’S HOW IT IS LOL, ILL BALST UR HEA
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: D!(kills hostage)
CAM
Hostage-…………………
CAM
SP101- YEAH CALL ME NAMES YOU DOUCHEFAG(kills hostage)
SP69- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, I HEARD GUNSHOTS………..
WHAT DID YOU DO?
CAM
SP101- THEY DIDN’T GIVE ME MONEY!
CAM
SP69- DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO KILL THE POOR GUYS!
SP101- THEY WERE POOOR?
SP69- UHHHHH YEAH SURE.. poor.
SP101- oops, ok, im sorry poor people
CAM
SP69- too late they already dead, but ok, nvm I managed to find an underground tunnel that is a short cut.
CAM
SP69- SP123, bring the marines to the back I thin I found a short cut
CAM
SP123- good thing, ive been baby sitting these guys the whole time, they really wanted to touch my visor
CAM
SP69-………..er, just get over here
SCENE 5:
SP69- ok guys this is the shortcut were going through, so get your legs ready to be wet, it’s a sewer down there any ways.
CAM
M1-WET, AS IN MUDKIPS
CAM
M4- kjsnfjskjjfsdjhajcnaiciajcnnikjniksd KIPS!
CAM
SP123- lets just go
M3- where does this lead to, ive never been in a cramped space like this before
SP101- SP69 has, many times
SP123- hahahahaha
CAM
SP69-……………………., well the opening is here, lets go.
CAM
M1- I FORGOT TO BRING MY WALLET!
CAM
SP123- why would you bring a wallet on a mission?
M3- it’s his good luck charm
CAM
M4-skjdnfksjfdsfsbksdjfbkdfasdfjda- I thnk we are in a trainyard?
CAM
SP69-……..yeah we are, lets jus………..whos that guy?
CAM
SP101- METALGEAR!
CAM
SNAKE- METALGEAR!
CAM
SP101- that mans scary
CAM
SP69- you’re a Spartan, were ultimate super soldiers remember, nothing scares us!
SP123- except him
CAM
SNAKE- my name is snake, Jake Snake, what are you guys doing here, this a warzone, you know.
CAM
SP69- yes , we know.. and btw you know of a facility that’s somewhere up north of here?
CAM
SNAKE- yes, but only if you help me kill this guys who hax
CAM
M1- FUCKING HAX!
CAM
M3- IM SITTING OUT OF THIS ONE
CAM
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: M2- jessus. If hes using hax, then im Screwing Pidgeons…
CAM
SP123- we should be able to kill him, with team work
CAM
M4- akjfnakjhfdkbasfbkabdb, asfbajkajfhajfa,am fkjaaakjda OMFG ROFLMAO!
CAM
SP101- I agree with M4
SP69- ok w’ell help, but you’ll keep your promise right?
CAM
SNAKE- promises I never break, I can keep this till the end
SP69-k…
SCENE 6:
CAM
M1- THERES THAT GUY YOU KNOW SNAKE!
CAM
SNAKE- !
CAM
SP123- I got a shot at him
SNAKE- wait-
CAM
(BOOM)
CAM
SP69- you missed!
CAM
SP123- my aim went off by a lot, why?how!
CAM
SNAKE- he using hax remember, you cant kill him, even point blank.
CAM
M4- then all we need to do is trap him and see if one of us gets a shot at him
CAM
ALL-………………………………………..
CAM
SP69- wow that’s the smartest thing u said all day
CAM
M4- BLARG?
CAM
SP101- THERE HE IS GET HIM!
(after a short chase, the guy trips and falls over a barrel, ultimately killing him instantly)
CAM
SNAKE- I’ve SPENT ALL THESE YEARS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND ALL IT TOOK WAS A BARREL ROLL!
CAM
SP69- he dead now, now show us the way.
SNAKE- WHY\11111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!
CAM
SP123- snake?
CAM
SP101- METALGEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAM
Snake- ITS DOWN THERE!, FOOW THE PATH AND YOULL BE WHERE YOU WANT TO BE!
SP101- SNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
CAM
M1- lets get outa here
SP69- smart choice.
FINAL SCENE:
CAM
SP123- my map tells me that we are at the place where the facility is located at.
CAM
SP101- you using dora the explorer? I heard that Familiar voice somewhere
SP123- I am not!
CAM
M1- I like that show!
CAM
M3- eeww, you watch that, Beyblade the way to go!
CAM
M2- fags watch cartoons, I watch real shows like real housewives!
CAM
SP69- shut it men, we are here, stay calm, ill see if the front door is open
CAM
M4- seems empty,
SP69- anything else you might wan to add M4?
CAM
Combine | Polarbear [C2]: SP69-goddammit.
SP123- wait the doors opening….
CAM
M1,2,3,4- WOMEN!
CAM
SP101- OMG SHES SO PRETTY!
CAM
SP123- hey guys dora the map is telling me that’s the treasure we're here to find..
CAM
SP69- that’s the treasure? THAT’S THE GENERALS DAUGHTER!
CAM
SP123- nonono, dora is telling me its in front,! WTF DORA IS IT THERE OR ARE YOU TRYNG
TO MAKE ME MAD!!??
CAM
SP69- She comes….
SP101-lol…….
CAM
M4-my gawd. If god had a daughter, I’d totally do her…
CAM
SP69-????
CAM
Generals Daughter- Well, Hello boys…
End
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Re: An old script....
by Potvimig 2011-02-24, 4:44 am
I want to be part of this movie.
its gonna be badass if we film this
its gonna be badass if we film this
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